toxicwinner:

aliens: land on earth
us: gives them a brief overview
aliens: my mama says i gotta come home right now immediately 

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starllex:

when you see a dog from across the street 

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taliabobalia:

My ascent into adulthood:

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dirtywrat:

"are we just going to ignore the fact that-"

yes we are shut the fuck up

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babygotbackandsomechickennuggets:

when you go to a friends house and their pet sits next you 

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